Amy Khalifa..

i crossed my legs in class today and my groin (???) popped really loud and i was like wow did i just pop dat pussy

I think if I bleach my hair anymore I will be bald. 😐

You’re gorgeous

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

tessa-wow:

I want a cute boy

Like one that is all mine and I can take him with me to the store and stuff and kiss him whenever I want

this.